Today I Learned - One-third of divorce case papers have the word ...

"What does she mean she liked your sweater?"

If there's one thing that I cannot repeat enough for anybody willing to read the ridiculousness that I write, it's that Facebook will destroy your relationship faster than a cheap, good-looking hooker who's down with weird shit. The U.K. seems to be having a serious problem with it (serious meaning it affects enough cases that they started compiling statistics about it) where one-third of divorces have Facebook as a key factor. Some of the reasons might hold some weight such as actually seeing your spouse cheating on you as you invade their privacy, but others like having a friend tell you they're being sketchy might hold less weight.

It's times like these that I'm glad I'm a bro and all my friends are bros. A girl can't accuse you of cheating if any text you receive with the word sexy in it is nine out of 10 times from a guy. Your best option when you get into a relationship is to completely block your wall and cut off every member of the oppositesex ?from contacting you any way through Facebook because in the eyes of your significant other (guy or girl) you're having sex with anybody who says one word to you. Stop laughing, it's not funny. It's all fun and games until you're being questioned as to why anybody asked you literally anything.

TL;DR Facebook is the bane of all relationships as it's involved in one-third of divorces.

Posted by Atkins under Today I Learned

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